Sunday, March 13, 2022

Coffee Can save your bacon

                                                                               Coffee

Can save your bacon

There was a time when I was a knucklehead; I was not direct, I did not establish my don't ever do's. It was a time when I tried to appease. That lead to me appearing as soft needy, and weak. That also led to me being put into unflattering positions by people who would attempt to move me emotionally. (Details are for my Grandsons)

            Through all of this, I finally distilled all my wandering through trial and error to adopt this premise in seeking someone to spend one's life. BUY COFFEE. Substitute a nonalcoholic beverage of choice. The reasons are simple A. it is cheap. B, Since it's coffee and not an actual date, the other person will be responsible for their transportation to and from the venue. C is a time for you to ask questions, listen for the answers, and most importantly, assess the other individual's response and interaction to the environment around them. Note: this is not a date; it is an interview. This process is the first screening of an individual for the fundamental purpose of excluding (yes excluding) them from your life. This selection is more critical now than it ever has been. A cup of coffee has saved my bacon on more than one occasion. It has also been responsible for the direction of the life that I am living today.

            Once there was a 5'11' redhead during my wandering (during said knucklehead period); I met this person asked her out for a coffee. I waved and stood up to introduce myself and asked her to have a seat. The usual back and forth took place, and then the point of the issue came into play. She said (and I listened) to the story of fight after fight men stalking her, restraining orders, and baby daddy issues. I asked a simple question. I am so sorry that those things happened to you; I would like to know whether you attract drama, are your drama, or are you just unlucky. Those things are dangerous to one's life and happiness. I had a good friend that I told to call me at about 25 or 30 minutes into the coffee to ask what was up. This tactic was to provide a means of escape if I needed one. And I needed one badly. The call came, and I answered. Yeah, man, I'm sorry about that. Where are you now, and do you need me. (The person on the other end said nothing) ok ill be right there. I'm having coffee with a friend, but I will be there in about 15 minutes. I paid the bill eight bucks and got the heck out of there.

            There was a time when I made the mistake of taking a person to dinner that was an expensive lesson. This person went on a rant about issues of race and how men would not step up to the challenge of being men and date people of the same racial makeup. The term "kings" was thrown into the mix. When I asked the question directly, I stated that my first choice was for peace instead of a person's ethnicity. It went off the rails. With an expletive-ridden rant on how I was a sucker for wishing for peace instead of someone with similar physical attributes. That cost about $65 bucks for that lesson instead of the 8 dollars in the 1st example. We said our goodbyes, and that was mercifully over.  

            There was an instance where the person seemed perfectly fine until we got into a restaurant situation. The person was demanding, rude, condescending. That was to the restaurant staff. If this was the best she would act, I was not staying around for me to be the subject of her wrath. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, found the waitress, got my order to go, paid the bill, and for a generous tip, asked the waitress to tell the lady that I had left and will not be contacting her ever again. I gave her a note and the paid bill that said that very thing. That information was cheap at twice the price. I left that person I met at the restaurant who passed the first interview with flying colors.

            That was my life from 2006 until 2012 when I met someone at a weight watchers meeting (the place where middle-aged men met middle-aged females in a safe environment). I met the person that I would eventually marry earlier, but she never called, and that was Kool with me because, at the point in my life in 2010-2011, I was not looking to convince anyone,as I was only accepting volunteers. I was in a situation that I started in a weak moment that had continued off and on for about four years. I grew tired of what I was doing and needed to change that. So when the phone rang in 2011, I was surprised to get a call from her.  

            We went to coffee at a McDonald's. We talked about stuff for about 3 hours, refilled the coffee as needed, and then went separate ways. We talked about everything, work, education, politics, and what was going on in our lives. I thought that was great. At least I had found a human being that was worth having extended conversations with. One night I received a call from her stating that she was driving home and got a flat tire about a block from my home. Good thing I was home doing absolutely nothing of importance, so I went. (There was a time in 2006 when at the lowest point in my self-inflicted ordeal, I prayed in earnest for another chance to be a father. I pretty much jacked up the previous attempts at being a father and husband; I had just lost a good friend that died peacefully in her sleep just before I was going to ask her to be my girlfriend. We had been friends for over a year, were both living alone, and I was her "significant brother," having the platonic relationship taking a turn for the serious just a week earlier.

After her passing, I went into a deep depression. In the first example, she was the friend on the other end of the call. She was my best friend, and I was about to end the negative situation I was in just before she passed and ask her for a more serious relationship .) driving to the location, I approached the car's rear quarter. I saw the flat. It was one of four bald tires that were threadbare. This one was just the first one to give up the ghost. Then I saw something that would change my life a car seat. Looking inside, I saw a young man that looked up at me in a weird way, and I thought, who is this?   I got angry at this point, turned, and asked, you have your grandson riding in a car running on 4 Maypops (tires that may pop at any time)? She was taken aback by my statement and said I know I need to get tires, but I'm trying to save the money. I then asked whether you had enough money for two tires. Because I can get the other two, you can pay me back later, which she did (stop being nasty. I know who you are.)  That kid in the back seat was the person that became my grandson (currently sleeping across the hall) and was joined by two others in the years that followed. Those other stories are for another time.   The point is that the stakes in 2022 are too high to get locked in with a person that does not value you as a person or sees you as a free meal or worse. Those individuals must be found and excluded from your life asap so you can find that person worth spending the rest of your life. Don't tell me that isn't possible because I saw it firsthand with my niece, who found a great guy and now is a happy family with two twin boys. This family took me in at that lowest time in my life and cared for me for about 30-60 days until I found an apartment where the rest of this story started. They are my sister from another mister and my brother from another mother.   It can be harder to find that person instead of finding a person to associate oneself with.

 

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